your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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