dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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