that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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