Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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