But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i have two assholes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just found puke in my bra..
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
