dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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