Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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