Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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