its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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