If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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