Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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