How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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