I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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