That's when you crack a 10am beer
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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