fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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