i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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