i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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