Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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