I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I want her autograph on my taint
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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