I don't remember. Are we still dating?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Still dying that you shit outside
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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