After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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