at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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