? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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