if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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