Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Someone shattered a urinal.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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