Duck Duck Cougar?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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