quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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