no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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