I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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