Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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