Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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