The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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