Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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