im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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