Bisexual people are plain selfish.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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