I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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