Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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