Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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