No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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