Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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