Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize