Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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