I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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