i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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