At least make sure they are 18
Why
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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