That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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