yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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