And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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