well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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