Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
last night I used snow as a chaser
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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