lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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