and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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